Nobody hands you a manual at birth, which is rude, because there is a lot to know. How long to wash your hands, what to do when you are lost, and how many Halloween candies is too many (spoiler: fewer than your brain suggests).
These are the little skills that keep you safe, healthy and ready for adventures. Knowing them early makes you the kid everyone wants on the hike.
Chapter 1: Living Things
Short answer: No, they can see, even in dim light
- Too little: Bats can't see at all
- Too much: Bats see sharp colors like us
- Just right: Small eyes, very sensitive in the dark
Bats have small eyes with very sensitive vision for the dark. They don't see sharp colors like we do, but they don't need to.
Worth remembering: Bats use echolocation to navigate and find insect prey by listening for returning echoes.
Groan of the day: What's a bat's favorite dessert? Upside-down cake.
Sources: USGS: Are bats blind?; National Park Service: Echolocation
Short answer: Fat, for energy
- Too little: The hump is just extra fur
- Too much: The hump holds gallons of water
- Just right: A store of fat for energy
A camel's hump is a big store of fat. When food is scarce, the camel uses that fat for energy. It drinks water and keeps it in its body, not the hump.
Worth remembering: Dromedary camels have one hump and Bactrian camels have two. Tip a capital D or B on its side to remember.
Groan of the day: What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
Sources: San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance: Camel
Short answer: The green color breaks down
With less daylight, the tree stops keeping its green chlorophyll. When the green breaks down, colors that were hiding show.
Worth remembering: In a cool fall, red maple leaves look even brighter.
Groan of the day: What did the tree say when autumn came? Leaf me alone!
Sources: National Park Service: Why Do Leaves Change in the Fall?
Short answer: They dig tunnels and feed the soil
Worm tunnels help water move and give roots room to grow. Worms also pass soil through their bodies and leave it in better shape.
Worth remembering: Where earthworms are busy, they can turn over the top 6 inches of soil in 10 to 20 years.
Groan of the day: Why did the worm take a nap? Because it was tired from turning the spring soil.
Sources: USDA Agricultural Research Service: Soils and Organisms
Short answer: Sunlight, water and air
Plants take in water through roots and a gas called carbon dioxide from the air. Sunlight gives them energy to make food.
Worth remembering: When plants make food, they also make oxygen that people breathe.
Groan of the day: What kind of plant grows in the dark? A light bulb.
Sources: NASA Kids Science: What Is the Carbon Cycle?
Short answer: To find more food
In winter up north, many bugs and seeds are hard to find. Many birds fly to warmer places where food is still easy to find.
Worth remembering: The arctic tern migrates more than 55,000 miles from pole to pole.
Groan of the day: What do you call a bird in winter? Brrr-d.
Sources: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service: Migration, It's a Risky Journey!
Short answer: Egg, caterpillar, chrysalis, butterfly
A butterfly starts as an egg and hatches into a caterpillar. The caterpillar makes a chrysalis, then comes out as a butterfly.
Worth remembering: This big change is called metamorphosis.
Groan of the day: Why are butterflies not allowed at dances? Because it's a moth ball.
Sources: National Park Service: Butterflies and Moths
Chapter 2: Digital Skills and Safety
Short answer: Only your parents
If someone signs in as you, they can do or say things and everyone will think it was you. Keep passwords just for you and your parents.
Worth remembering: KidsHealth says to guard your passwords, because if someone signs in as you, you have no control over what they do.
Groan of the day: Have you heard the joke about the spy? No, tell me. Sorry, I can't. It's top secret.
Sources: Nemours KidsHealth: Online Safety (for Kids)
Short answer: They might not be who they say
People online can lie, even if they seem really nice. If a stranger asks for your information or a secret, tell your parents right away.
Worth remembering: KidsHealth says never to meet someone in person who you met online.
Groan of the day: Why was the computer so good at making friends? It always knew how to network.
Sources: Nemours KidsHealth: Online Safety (for Kids)
Short answer: Tell a trusted grown-up
A parent, teacher or school counselor can help you stop it. Do not answer the bully, and block them.
Worth remembering: KidsHealth also says to save the messages, for example with screenshots.
Groan of the day: Why was the computer so angry? Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Sources: Nemours KidsHealth: Online Safety (for Kids)
Short answer: A fun made-up nickname
A username should not give strangers clues about who you are, how old you are or where you live.
Worth remembering: KidsHealth says to talk with a parent before you make an account on a new app, game or website.
Groan of the day: Why did the spider cross the road? To get to the other website!
Sources: Nemours KidsHealth: Online Safety (for Kids)
Short answer: A long mix of random words
Long, random passwords are much harder to guess. Names and birthdays are easy for others to figure out.
Worth remembering: The FTC says to aim for a password with at least 12 characters.
Groan of the day: What did the programmer use to open the lock? A keyboard.
Sources: FTC: Creating Strong Passwords and Other Ways To Protect Your Accounts
Short answer: Ask a grown-up first
Some apps try to get more access than they need. A parent or trusted grown-up can help you decide.
Worth remembering: Apps also ask for your microphone, photos and contacts. Some of those make sense and some do not.
Groan of the day: Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it in a remote location.
Sources: Nemours KidsHealth: Online Safety (for Kids)
Chapter 3: Weather, Heat and Sun
Short answer: 30 minutes after the last thunder
- Too little: As soon as the rain stops
- Too much: Stay inside for the rest of the day
- Just right: 30 minutes after the last thunder
Lightning can strike up to 10 miles from a storm, even after the rain stops. Wait 30 minutes after the last thunder. Tents and picnic shelters don't protect you; a building or a hard-topped car does.
Worth remembering: Tents and picnic shelters don't protect you from lightning; a building or a hard-topped car does.
Groan of the day: What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.
Sources: National Weather Service: When a Safe Building or Vehicle is Nearby; National Weather Service: Social Media Lightning Safety
Short answer: About every 2 hours, and again after swimming or sweating
Sunscreen wears off as you swim, sweat, and towel off, even the strong stuff. Put more on about every 2 hours, and right after you get out of the water. A grown-up needs about enough to fill a shot glass to cover the whole body.
Groan of the day: Why do bananas wear sunscreen at the beach? They peel easily.
Sources: FDA: Sunscreen Requirements Questions and Answers; American Academy of Dermatology: Sunscreen FAQs; American Academy of Dermatology: Sunscreen Amount Guidance
Short answer: Yes, UV rays get through clouds
- Too little: Skip sunscreen because it's gray out
- Too much: Stay indoors every cloudy day
- Just right: Protect your skin on cloudy days too
The CDC says the sun's UV rays reach you on cloudy and cool days. Feeling cool doesn't mean you're safe from a burn.
Worth remembering: UV rays also bounce off water, cement, sand and snow.
Groan of the day: What do clouds do when they itch? Find the nearest skyscraper.
Sources: CDC: Sun Safety
Short answer: 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
The sun's rays are strongest in the middle of the day. Wear sunscreen and take breaks in the shade during those hours.
Worth remembering: A hat and sunglasses that block UV rays protect your face and eyes.
Groan of the day: What did the ice cream say to the sun? You melted my heart.
Sources: Summer Safety (KidsHealth for Kids)
Short answer: Go inside a building right away
If you can hear thunder, you are close enough for lightning to reach you. Get inside a building right away.
Worth remembering: There is no safe place outside when thunderstorms are around.
Groan of the day: What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs? Please seek shelters.
Sources: National Weather Service: Lightning Safety Overview
Chapter 4: Fire Escape and Extinguishers
Short answer: Cover it with a lid and turn off the burner
Water makes burning grease splash and spreads the fire. A lid cuts off the fire's air, and turning off the burner stops the heat. Baking soda also works on a small grease fire.
Groan of the day: What's on every fire department menu? Five Alarm Chili.
Sources: U.S. Fire Administration: Cook Top Fire Safety Tips; U.S. Fire Administration: Kitchen Fires
Short answer: Get outside right away
In a fire, every second counts, so get out first. Someone can call 911 once you are safely outside.
Worth remembering: Firefighters say smoke, not flames, hurts most people in a home fire.
Groan of the day: What is fire's least favorite month? No-ember.
Sources: What to Do in a Fire (KidsHealth for Kids); Fire Safety Tips (Safe Kids Worldwide)
Short answer: A meeting spot outside, away from home
A meeting spot outside lets everyone see that the whole family got out. It could be a tree, a mailbox or a neighbor's porch.
Worth remembering: A nearby porch can be an easy-to-find family meeting spot.
Groan of the day: How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one of them is a match.
Sources: Fire Safety Tips (Safe Kids Worldwide)
Short answer: Get low and crawl out
Smoke rises, so there is usually less smoke near the floor. Crawl on your hands and knees to get out.
Worth remembering: Fire safety teachers call this 'get low and go.'
Groan of the day: What did the firefighter say to the baker? "Stop dropping rolls."
Sources: Fire Safety Tips (Safe Kids Worldwide); What to Do in a Fire (KidsHealth for Kids)
Short answer: Under the bed or in the closet
Firefighters look for you, and hiding makes you hard to find. Go to a window and yell so they know where you are.
Worth remembering: Firefighters can look scary in their masks, but they are there to help you, so go toward them.
Groan of the day: Why did the closet stay quiet? It didn't want to come out.
Sources: What to Do in a Fire (KidsHealth for Kids)
Chapter 5: Personal Emergency Safety
Short answer: There is a fire in the house
911 is for when someone needs help right away because of an injury or danger. Lost or broken things are not emergencies.
Worth remembering: 911 operators are used to talking with kids and will help you stay calm.
Groan of the day: A book never written: "Pick Up the Phone" by Al Geddit.
Sources: How to Use 911 (KidsHealth for Kids)
Short answer: Say no, 911 is only for emergencies
A joke call keeps the operator busy while real people may need help. In most states, a prank 911 call is against the law.
Worth remembering: If you call 911 by accident, stay on the line and tell them it was a mistake.
Groan of the day: What sound does a turkey's phone make? "Wing! Wing!"
Sources: How to Use 911 (KidsHealth for Kids); Frequently Asked Questions About Calling 911
Short answer: Call 911 anyway
If no adults are around and you aren't sure, calling 911 is the safe choice. You could help save someone.
Worth remembering: Talk with your family ahead of time about when to call 911.
Groan of the day: What's the best way to talk to a shark? Long distance.
Sources: How to Use 911 (KidsHealth for Kids)
Short answer: Stay inside and ask a cashier
Your grown-up will look for you inside the store. Staying put and asking a worker helps them find you fast.
Worth remembering: Families can choose a meeting spot before visiting a busy place.
Groan of the day: Why do people like shopping for flashlights? Because it's the highlight of their day.
Sources: Going Out Checklist (National Center for Missing and Exploited Children)
Short answer: The library
Safe spots are busy places with grown-ups who can help, like stores, libraries and fire stations. Notice them on your way.
Worth remembering: Police stations, restaurants and friends' houses can be safe spots too.
Groan of the day: Why are libraries so tall? They have the most stories.
Sources: Do You Know How to Be Street Smart? (KidsHealth for Kids)
Chapter 6: Traffic and Passenger Safety
Short answer: Ask a grown-up to get it
Drivers can't see you when you pop out between parked cars. Let a grown-up get the ball safely.
Worth remembering: Crossing at a corner or crosswalk lets drivers see you coming.
Groan of the day: Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.
Sources: Pedestrian Safety Tips (Safe Kids Worldwide)
Short answer: Put the phone down until across
Phones and headphones pull your eyes and ears away from cars. Put them away while you cross.
Worth remembering: If you need to use your phone, stop walking and step to a safe spot first.
Groan of the day: Who helps little pumpkins cross the road to school? The Crossing Gourd!
Sources: Pedestrian Safety Tips (Safe Kids Worldwide)
Short answer: Get a new helmet
A helmet can be damaged inside even if it looks OK. After a fall where you hit your head, replace it.
Worth remembering: Reflective stickers on your helmet help drivers see you.
Groan of the day: What does the bike instructor always say about helmet safety? "It's wheelie important."
Sources: Bike Safety (KidsHealth for Kids)
Short answer: In the back seat
The back seat is the safest place for kids. Front air bags are made for bigger bodies and can hurt kids.
Worth remembering: Never share a seat belt with a friend; everyone needs their own.
Groan of the day: What's a car's favorite meal? Brake-fast.
Sources: Car and Bus Safety (KidsHealth for Kids)
Short answer: Behind the bus
The driver can't see you behind the bus. Walk way out in front, make sure the driver sees you, then cross.
Worth remembering: If you drop something near the bus, tell the driver instead of bending down to grab it.
Groan of the day: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Sources: Car and Bus Safety (KidsHealth for Kids)
Chapter 7: Common Health Questions
Short answer: No, you need to catch a virus
You can only catch a cold if you come into contact with a cold virus. Being chilly might make you shiver, but it cannot create a germ.
Worth remembering: People get sick more in winter because they stay indoors, breathing the same air as infected people.
Groan of the day: What do you catch but never throw? A cold.
Sources: CDC: About Common Cold
Short answer: 100.4°F
Many health organizations use 100.4°F as the standard fever threshold.
Worth remembering: A thermometer is more reliable than guessing by touch.
Groan of the day: Why did the thermometer get promoted? It had degrees.
Sources: CDC: Definitions of Signs, Symptoms, and Conditions of Ill Travelers
Short answer: No, it doesn't raise your arthritis risk
- Too little: Never move your fingers, just in case
- Too much: Crack them hard all day long
- Just right: Relax, but it's a habit worth dropping
The pop is just gas bubbles bursting in the fluid inside your joints. Studies comparing knuckle-crackers with people who don't crack found no extra hand arthritis.
Worth remembering: It still may not be a great habit: long-term knuckle cracking has been linked to weaker grip strength.
Groan of the day: What has five fingers but is not a hand? A glove.
Sources: Harvard Health: Does cracking knuckles cause arthritis?
Short answer: No, it just tires your eyes faster
- Too little: Read in near darkness for hours
- Too much: Never read unless the room is blazing bright
- Just right: Good light helps, dim light won't hurt
Eye doctors say reading in dim light doesn't harm your eyes. Good light just makes words easier to see, so your eyes don't get tired as quickly.
Worth remembering: Sitting close to the TV does not hurt a child's eyes, though vision concerns are worth checking.
Groan of the day: What did the light bulb say to its mom? I love you watts and watts.
Sources: University of Utah Health: Can Reading In Low Light Harm Your Eyes?; University of Utah Health: Causes of Bad Eyesight in Children
Chapter 8: Plumbing and Water
Short answer: A flange plunger with a flap
A flat cup plunger is only meant for flat sinks and tubs. The extra flap on a flange plunger fits perfectly into the toilet drain to create a seal.
Worth remembering: You can tuck the flap up inside the flange plunger to use it on a sink if you need to.
Groan of the day: Why did the plumber fall asleep? His job was too draining.
Sources: The Home Depot: Best Toilet and Sink Plungers
Short answer: No, only flush toilet paper
- Too little: Flush anything the label calls flushable
- Too much: Don't even flush toilet paper
- Just right: Toilet paper only, wipes in the trash
Toilet paper falls apart in water. Wipes, even ones sold as flushable, mostly stay whole and can clog your pipes and the sewer. Toss them in the trash.
Worth remembering: Wipes can tangle with cooking grease in sewers and form huge clogs called fatbergs.
Groan of the day: What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Sources: EPA: EPA Encourages Americans to Only Flush Toilet Paper; DC Water: The Unflushables
Short answer: When it is full
Dishwashers use similar water and energy for small and full loads. Filling the racks makes each cycle count.
Worth remembering: For lightly dirty dishes, a light cycle uses less water.
Groan of the day: Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher ain't workin'!
Sources: Dishwashers
Short answer: Turn it off
Water running while you brush goes straight down the drain. Turning it off can save gallons each day.
Worth remembering: Even small habits add up to saved water at home.
Groan of the day: What type of dance does a faucet like? Tap dance.
Sources: WaterSense for Kids
Chapter 9: Healthy Habits
Short answer: At least 30 minutes before
CDC lists turning off electronic devices at least 30 minutes before bed as a habit that helps sleep. A fixed bedtime helps too.
Worth remembering: A cool, quiet, relaxing bedroom is another CDC sleep habit.
Groan of the day: Why was the phone bad at sleeping? It kept getting notifications.
Sources: CDC: About Sleep
Short answer: No, it is not a timer
FDA says SPF is about how much sun it takes to burn, not clock time. Midday sun is stronger, so the same SPF does not buy a set number of hours.
Worth remembering: Pick broad spectrum SPF 15 or higher, and still reapply.
Groan of the day: Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
Sources: FDA: Sunscreen and Sun Protection
Short answer: 3 or higher
UV rays can damage skin even on cool or cloudy days.
Worth remembering: Snow and water can reflect UV rays.
Groan of the day: What does the sun eat for breakfast? Light toast.
Sources: CDC: Sun Safety Facts
Short answer: Every 20 minutes, look 20 feet away for 20 seconds
- Too little: Stare at the screen for hours straight
- Too much: Stop all screens for a week
- Just right: Look 20 feet away for 20 seconds regularly
Screens make your eyes refocus often, and you blink less. Looking at least 20 feet away for about 20 seconds every 20 minutes gives your eyes a regular break.
Worth remembering: People blink only three to seven times a minute at a screen, and blinking less dries the eyes' surface.
Groan of the day: What do you call an eye doctor living on an island? An optical illusion.
Sources: Cleveland Clinic: Computer Vision Syndrome; Cleveland Clinic: Computer Vision Syndrome (blinking)
Chapter 10: Wildlife, Plants and Pests
Short answer: 100 yards, about a football field
- Too little: Close enough for a phone photo
- Too much: Never visit the park at all
- Just right: 100 yards from bears and wolves
Yellowstone says stay at least 100 yards from bears, wolves and cougars, and 25 yards from all other animals, including bison and elk. If an animal moves closer, back away.
Worth remembering: Yellowstone says the safest view of wildlife is often from inside your car.
Groan of the day: What do you call a wolf that gets lost? A where-wolf.
Sources: NPS Yellowstone: Safety
Short answer: Picaridin
- Too little: A citronella candle on the table
- Too much: Soak your clothes in spray every hour
- Just right: An EPA-registered repellent, used as labeled
The CDC includes picaridin on its list of active ingredients in EPA-registered repellents. Follow the directions on the label.
Worth remembering: Picaridin is called icaridin outside the United States.
Groan of the day: What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin diving.
Sources: CDC: Preventing Mosquito Bites
Short answer: Only if an expert has identified it
- Too little: It looks like the store kind, so eat it
- Too much: Panic if you touch a mushroom
- Just right: Eat it only if an expert says so
Poison centers say never eat a wild mushroom unless an expert has identified it. Poisonous ones can look like safe ones, and cooking doesn't make them safe.
Worth remembering: If someone eats a wild mushroom, call Poison Help at 1-800-222-1222 right away. Don't wait for symptoms.
Groan of the day: Why did the mushroom leave the party early? There wasn't mushroom.
Sources: Missouri Poison Center: Mushroom Hunting Safety; Minnesota Poison Control System: Wild Mushrooms
Short answer: Leave it alone and walk away
- Too little: Pick it up and take it home
- Too much: Call 911 for every fawn you see
- Just right: Walk away so the mother comes back
A fawn alone is usually not abandoned; its mother is probably nearby. Leave quietly, because she stays away until people and pets are gone.
Worth remembering: In South Carolina, removing a fawn is illegal because it takes deer outside the legal hunting season.
Groan of the day: Why did the deer need braces? It had buck teeth.
Sources: SCDNR: Leave 'lost fawns' alone
Chapter 12: Health and Hygiene
Short answer: 20 seconds, about two Happy Birthdays
- Too little: A quick splash, no soap
- Too much: Scalding water and half the soap bottle
- Just right: Soap, 20 seconds, rinse and dry
The CDC says scrub with soap for 20 seconds, about humming Happy Birthday twice. Warm or cold water both work. Get the backs, between fingers and under nails.
Worth remembering: Warm or cold water both work. Scrub the backs, between your fingers, and under your nails.
Groan of the day: I dropped the soap and it shot right down the drain. Guess it made a clean getaway.
Sources: CDC About Handwashing
Short answer: A couple of pieces after dinner, then brush
- Too little: No candy at all. Boo!
- Too much: The whole bucket in one night
- Just right: A couple of pieces after dinner, then brush
Right after a meal your mouth makes extra spit that helps wash sugar away. Have a couple of pieces, then brush. Plain chocolate is easiest on teeth.
Worth remembering: Plain chocolate is easiest on teeth. And let a grown-up check your bucket first.
Groan of the day: Why didn't the skeleton eat all his Halloween candy? He didn't have the stomach for it.
Sources: ADA MouthHealthy Halloween guide; FDA Halloween safety tips
Short answer: About 15 minutes before
FDA says apply 15 minutes before sun exposure so the sunscreen has time to work. Waiting until you are pink is too late.
Worth remembering: An average person needs about one ounce, a shot glass, to cover the body.
Groan of the day: Why did the kid bring a ladder to the beach? To reach the high tide.
Sources: FDA: Sunscreen and Sun Protection
Chapter 13: Fire Prevention and Alarms
Short answer: Every load
A dirty lint filter raises the chance of a dryer fire. The U.S. Fire Administration says to clean it before and after every load. The vent that carries the hot air outside needs cleaning too.
Groan of the day: I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
Sources: U.S. Fire Administration: Clothes Dryer Fire Safety; National Fire Protection Association: Dryer Safety Information
Short answer: The cord cannot release heat and could start a fire
Covering an extension cord traps heat, which can start a fire. Extension cords are temporary, not permanent wiring. If you rely on them, have more outlets installed.
Worth remembering: Heavy reliance on extension cords can mean you need more outlets.
Groan of the day: Where do lightbulbs go shopping? The outlet mall.
Sources: CPSC: Extension Cord Safety; Electrical Safety Foundation International: Extension Cord Safety Tips
Short answer: Tell a grown-up right away
Matches and lighters are tools for grown-ups only. Telling an adult keeps everyone safe.
Worth remembering: Grown-ups keep matches and lighters up high and out of sight for this very reason.
Groan of the day: What did the match say to the candle? You light up my life.
Sources: Fire Safety Tips (Safe Kids Worldwide)
Chapter 14: Weather and Water
Short answer: The Earth is tilted on its axis
Earth's orbit is mostly round. We have seasons because the planet leans to one side. When your half tilts toward the sun, you get summer.
Worth remembering: During the Northern Hemisphere's winter, the Earth is actually at its closest point to the sun.
Groan of the day: What happens when winter arrives? Things go downhill fast.
Sources: NASA Space Place: What Causes the Seasons?
Short answer: The water cycle
The sun warms water so it rises into the air. It cools into clouds and falls as rain or snow, again and again.
Worth remembering: Energy from the sun and the pull of gravity keep water moving around Earth.
Groan of the day: What did the evaporating raindrop say? I'm going to pieces.
Sources: USGS Water Science School: The Water Cycle
Short answer: A speck of dust, salt, or another particle
Water molecules need a tiny surface on which to gather. When moist air cools enough, water vapor condenses onto dust, salt, smoke, or another cloud condensation nucleus and forms a droplet.
Worth remembering: NOAA says the speck at a cloud droplet's center is about 1/100th the size of the droplet.
Groan of the day: It was raining cats and dogs. I almost stepped in a poodle.
Sources: How Clouds Form
Chapter 15: Hygiene and Dental Care
Short answer: At least 60% alcohol
CDC says soap and water is best. If you cannot wash, use sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol and rub until your hands are dry.
Worth remembering: Do not wipe it off early. That can make it work worse.
Groan of the day: Why did the germ cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Sources: CDC: About Hand Sanitizer
Short answer: 2 minutes, twice a day
- Too little: A quick 20-second scrub in the morning
- Too much: Scrubbing hard after every snack
- Just right: 2 minutes, twice a day, gently
The ADA recommends brushing for 2 minutes, twice a day, with a soft brush. Brushing for 2 minutes removes a useful amount of plaque.
Worth remembering: Hold the brush at an angle to your gums and gently move it in short, tooth-wide strokes.
Groan of the day: What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
Sources: American Dental Association: Toothbrushes; ADA MouthHealthy: Brushing Your Teeth
Short answer: Say no thanks
Cold germs get on cups, forks and towels. Using your own keeps the germs from jumping to you.
Worth remembering: Many different viruses cause colds, so there is no single cold vaccine.
Groan of the day: What's a scuba diver's favorite drink? Bubble tea.
Sources: Colds (KidsHealth)
Chapter 16: First Aid and CPR
Short answer: Forward
Sit up and lean forward. This keeps blood from going down your throat.
Worth remembering: Pinch both nostrils shut for 10 to 15 minutes, breathing through your mouth.
Groan of the day: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Sources: Mayo Clinic: Nosebleeds, First aid
Short answer: No, keep pressing without peeking
Lifting the cloth again and again can start the bleeding over. Keep steady pressure, and get a grown-up if it won't stop.
Worth remembering: If blood soaks through, you add a new cloth on top instead of pulling the first one off.
Groan of the day: Why don't mountains ever get lost while camping? They always "peak" at the map.
Sources: Cuts (KidsHealth)
Short answer: Tell a grown-up right away
A grown-up can help take care of the sting. Some people are allergic, so an adult needs to know.
Worth remembering: Wasps and many bees can sting more than once.
Groan of the day: How did the bee get out of timeout? He was on his best bee-havior!
Sources: What to Do About Bee Stings and Other Insect Stings (KidsHealth for Kids)
Chapter 17: Lightning and Thunder
Short answer: A corded landline phone
- Too little: Use a corded phone during the storm
- Too much: Avoid every phone, even an unplugged cell
- Just right: Use an unplugged cell or cordless phone
Lightning can travel through phone lines and wiring into a house. Cell phones and cordless phones are safe to use. Just don't use one while it's plugged in.
Worth remembering: Metal does not attract lightning. Height, pointy shape and isolation matter most.
Groan of the day: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle.
Sources: National Weather Service: Lightning Safety Indoors; National Weather Service: Lightning Myths
Short answer: The metal shell around you
- Too little: Leaning on the car outside is fine
- Too much: Cars are never safe in storms
- Just right: Inside a hard-topped car, windows up
Lightning runs through the car's outer metal shell and down to the ground, around the people inside. The tires don't stop it. Stay inside with the windows up.
Worth remembering: Standing outside and leaning on the car is not safe. The protection only works if you're inside.
Groan of the day: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
Sources: National Weather Service: Lightning and Cars
Short answer: 5 times hotter than the sun's surface
- Too little: About as hot as a campfire
- Too much: Hotter than the center of the sun
- Just right: 5 times hotter than the sun's surface
Air is bad at carrying electricity, so lightning heats it up fast, to about 50,000°F. That sudden heat makes the air burst outward, and we hear thunder.
Worth remembering: When lightning hits a tree, the heat can boil the water inside and blow off a strip of bark.
Groan of the day: What's the hottest letter of the alphabet? B, because it makes oil boil.
Sources: National Weather Service: How Hot Is Lightning?; National Weather Service: Understanding Lightning: Thunder
Chapter 18: Energy and HVAC
Short answer: Counterclockwise, to blow air down
- Too little: Never check the fan's direction
- Too much: Run fans in empty rooms all day
- Just right: Counterclockwise in summer, off when you leave
Spinning counterclockwise pushes air down on you. The breeze makes you feel cooler, so you may be able to set the AC a little higher.
Worth remembering: Ceiling fans cool people, not rooms. Turn the fan off when you leave the room.
Groan of the day: A kid wore an 'I love ceilings' sign. What was the costume? A ceiling fan.
Sources: ENERGY STAR (EPA and DOE): Ceiling Fan Installation and Usage Tips
Short answer: Wash a full load
A washer uses about the same energy for many load sizes. Full loads make better use of each cycle.
Worth remembering: Dryer drums are usually bigger than washer drums so clothes can tumble.
Groan of the day: What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? I'll catch you the second time around.
Sources: Clothes Washers
Short answer: Air-dry the shirt
Air-drying does not use a dryer's heating energy. First check the care label and ask where clothes may hang.
Worth remembering: Air-drying can also help some clothes last longer.
Groan of the day: Why did the shirt go outside? It needed some fresh air!
Sources: Clothes Washers
Chapter 19: Friends and Feelings
Short answer: Take turns
Taking turns lets everyone join the activity. It is a simple way to practice fairness and good manners.
Worth remembering: Children learn manners by watching adults model sharing and taking turns.
Groan of the day: Why did the hockey player bring rope to the game? To tie the score.
Sources: How to Shape and Manage Your Young Child's Behavior
Short answer: Own what you did
A good apology takes responsibility instead of blaming the other person's reaction. Honest apologies can help repair trust.
Worth remembering: The other person may need time before feeling ready to move on.
Groan of the day: Why did the pencil apologize? It knew it had crossed a line!
Sources: Apologizing
Short answer: Say how you feel and why
Putting feelings into words can make them easier to understand. Try saying, 'I feel upset because...'
Worth remembering: If you do not know the reason, you can still say that you feel upset.
Groan of the day: Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle.
Sources: Talking About Your Feelings
Chapter 20: Fire and Camp Cooking
Short answer: Drown it with water, stir the ashes, then drown it again
Dirt or sand alone is not enough to put a fire out. Pour water until the hissing stops, stir the ashes with a shovel, and add more water. Hold your hand over the ashes: if it's too hot to touch, it's too hot to leave.
Groan of the day: What does a campfire say after a long day of work? I'm burned out!
Sources: National Park Service: Minimize Campfire Impacts; Smokey Bear: How to Put Out a Campfire
Short answer: People
- Too little: Leave the campfire while you hike
- Too much: Never go camping again
- Just right: Watch every fire, follow fire bans
The Park Service says nearly 85 percent of wildland fires in the US are caused by people. Unattended campfires and burning debris are common causes.
Worth remembering: NPS lists unattended campfires, burning debris, equipment, cigarettes and arson as human causes.
Groan of the day: Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
Sources: NPS: Wildfire Causes and Evaluations
Chapter 21: Office Ergonomics
Short answer: Straight and in line
Keep wrists straight and in line with your forearms. Adjust your chair or keyboard to avoid bending them.
Worth remembering: Keyboard feet are useful only when they help your wrist position.
Groan of the day: Why did the keyboard go to bed? It needed some space.
Sources: OSHA: Computer Workstations, Keyboards
Short answer: A footrest that supports your feet
Support your feet on the floor or a footrest. Dangling feet are not the recommended desk position.
Worth remembering: Your knees should be about the same height as your hips.
Groan of the day: What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Sources: OSHA: Computer Workstations, Good Working Positions
Chapter 22: Trip Planning and Gear
Short answer: A headlamp or flashlight
- Too little: Just a phone and a water bottle
- Too much: A full camping kit for a short walk
- Just right: The Ten Essentials, every hike
The Park Service's Ten Essentials include light, even for day hikes. A slow trail, a wrong turn or an injury can keep you out after dark.
Worth remembering: The other Ten Essentials are navigation, sun protection, extra clothing, first aid, fire, a repair kit, extra food, water and emergency shelter.
Groan of the day: Camping is so intents.
Sources: NPS: The 10 Essentials
Short answer: Tell someone the plan and return time
If you are late, someone knows where to look. Leave the plan with a friend or family member who is not going.
Worth remembering: Phones may not get a signal in parks, so do not count on calling.
Groan of the day: What has cities, but no people, has forests, but no trees, and seas, but no fish? A map.
Sources: National Park Service: Hiking Safety
Chapter 24: Light and Optics
Short answer: Behind you
- Too little: Look straight at the sun
- Too much: Wait for the sun to be overhead
- Just right: Sun at your back, rain ahead
Sunlight goes into raindrops, bounces off the back of each drop and comes out split into colors. That light comes back toward you, so the sun must be behind you.
Worth remembering: A full rainbow is a complete circle, but from the ground we usually see only part of it.
Groan of the day: What bow can't be tied? A rainbow.
Sources: NOAA NESDIS: What Causes a Rainbow?
Short answer: No, it's the far side, and it gets sunlight too
- Too little: One side never sees the sun
- Too much: The moon has no dark at all
- Just right: Far side we can't see, sunlit half the time
The moon always shows Earth the same face, so we never see the other side. But the moon spins, so the sun shines on that far side just as much.
Worth remembering: During a new moon, when our side looks dark, the far side is in full sunlight.
Groan of the day: When is the moon the heaviest? When it's full.
Sources: NASA StarChild: The Dark Side of the Moon; NASA Science: Moon Facts
Chapter 25: Nutrition and Toxins
Short answer: Chocolate is poison for dogs
Chocolate has stuff in it that dogs cannot handle. It can make them throw up, so tell a grown-up right away if a dog eats some.
Worth remembering: Coffee and caffeine are also on the ASPCA list of foods that are bad for dogs.
Groan of the day: What's a puppy's favorite dessert? Pupcakes!
Sources: ASPCA Animal Poison Control: People Foods to Avoid Feeding Your Pets
Short answer: Clean, fresh water
Dogs need water just like people do. Check the bowl and refill it when it is low or dirty.
Worth remembering: The ASPCA says to limit people food for dogs.
Groan of the day: Which kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.
Sources: ASPCA: General Dog Care
Chapter 26: Home Care and Chores
Short answer: The care label
Clothes can need different water, drying, or ironing choices. The care label tells how to clean that item safely.
Worth remembering: A U.S. rule has required care labels on clothes since 1971.
Groan of the day: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes? Kris Wrinkle.
Sources: FTC Votes to Reverse Course on Repeal of Fabric Care Labels
Short answer: Empty and clean it
Food and liquids can spoil other recyclables. Check local rules, then empty and clean accepted containers.
Worth remembering: Plastic bags and wraps usually do not belong in a curbside recycling bin.
Groan of the day: Why did the bottle recycle? It wanted another turn!
Sources: What You Can Do to Improve the Recycling Rate
Chapter 33: Tires and Routine Maintenance
Short answer: Fuel door side
The arrow points to the side of the car with the fuel door.
Worth remembering: Helpful when driving an unfamiliar vehicle.
Groan of the day: Why did the car bring a map? It liked directions.
Sources: Ford Owner's Manual: Fuel Gauge